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Spiritually speaking, have you ever wondered *where* Santa Claus gets the hundreds of millions of presents?

Posted on January 12, 2020 Written by 4 Comments

Question by Samian’s Fifteenth Account: Spiritually speaking, have you ever wondered *where* Santa Claus gets the hundreds of millions of presents?

I mean, just because I don’t ever get presents doesn’t mean that other people don’t either!

But I was wondering how Santa Claus could possibly deliver so many children to so many people, in such short time! Also, kids ask for EXPENSIVE presents, such as XBox 360s and Nintendo Wiis. Where does the financial budget to pay for all this come from? I hope its not taxpayer money…

Any ideas on this?

Best answer:

Answer by Kelly
I thought the elves made them and that Santa Claus was magic.

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

Comments

  1. The notorious Sinjari says
    March 8, 2013 at 7:43 pm

    He runs his elf kingdom much like a fascist state.

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  2. Ellen says
    March 8, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    sorry to break it to you buddy but santas a floke.

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  3. Tut Uncommon: 3peat Offender says
    March 8, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    Santa is Japanese. Xboxes and Wii systems practically grow on trees over there.

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  4. MidNight says
    March 8, 2013 at 9:38 pm

    the elves buy them, what they really due in the workshop is counterfeiting, with elven magic, you would never know the difference

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